Christiana Mary In Close Up

How is Christiana Mary, some people had asked me? Well, I made a quick 24 second YouTube so you can take a look at her. She is getting bigger, smiley and very happy girl. Don’t get startled by the voice on the background, that is Gabriela trying to make her little sister giggles during the video making.

Happy Birthday America!

Freedom is never free, so please remember what it took to get it.

Happy Fourth of July and God bless all!

Weekly Joke – Only In America . . .

1. . . . can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. . . . are there handicap parking places in front of our skating rinks.

3. . . . do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. . . . do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.

5. . . . do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. . . . do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. . . . do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. . . . do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. . . . do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Catholic iPhone Apps

If you are a heavy iPhone user like me, you will use your iPhone to the max with all the Apps you need that are available thru the iTunes App store. Apple is very smart for coming out with this ad, Catholic iPhone Apps. My favorite is “iConfess" app. You can get iConfess app by clicking here.

Enjoy watching the YouTube!

Wednesday Series 7 – Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women

Now I wanna know why?

Protestor Hard At Work (For His Food)

A friend of mine, Brian Saint-Paul has this blog, the Inside blog. You just have to love those PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) protestors. You have to have a full stomach if you are going to protest in front of KFC, don’t you know that?Image Source: The Inside Blog

Weekly Joke – A Woman and A Hairdresser

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: 

"Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old their flight attendants are ugly,  and they're Always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." 

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome . 

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. 
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" 

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the pope." 

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. 
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." 

"Oh, really!  What'd he say?"

He said: "Who messed up your hair?"

Wednesday Series 6 – Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women

All I wanna know is, HOW?

Happy Father’s Day To All Dads

Happy Father’s Day to my Papa, Coby’s Dad, and all Dad’s including our spiritual Fathers, the Priests and Father Miguel Marie.

Our model is St. Joseph! 

I always strive to be a perfect Father to my children, but then I realized, we can never be perfect! So as long as I do my daily duties, spiritually; thru my own example in prayers, respect and love my dear wife, and leading my family to holiness. Or just simply; help changing diapers, spend quality times with each of my daughters, emptying garbage cans, emptying the dishwasher, work hard, etc, etc . . . as long as I do these things . . . and pray that our Heavenly Father will help me to always be a good Father according to His will . . . I hope that counts as striving to be a perfect Father!

Happy Father’s day to all Dads!

Hot, Hot, Hot

Feeling hot, hot, hot! It hit 93⁰ in Hoover, Alabama today (that would be 34⁰C for you Canadian and European) It just means more time for us to spend in the  pool, and boy, . . . did we spent time in the pool . . . we were in there for several hours. From the photos, you can see the heat didn’t really bother the girls at all today.

Everyone swam today except for Christiana. She will have her turn soon enough.

Supposed to be even hotter tomorrow!

 

Weekly Joke – An Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means:
"Don't drink the water, the cows have sh!t in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I do not understand your gibberish... Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man calmly says: "Use two hands, and you'll get more!"

From Creative Minority Report: Dancing With The Czars

CMR has done it again! This time “Dancing With the Czars”. You have to visit and check it out, real funny stuff!

Image Source: Creative Minority Report

Wednesday Series 5 – Why Men Don’t Live As Long As Women

Ummmm? . . . at least someone's holding the ladder steady

What You Can Do With An iPhone – Part 5

Since the new iPhone 3G S is coming out this week, I thought I would do another pitch for another great iPhone app call Pano. You can get it from iTunes App Store.

This Pano app will let you take some beautiful panoramic photos using your iPhone. Take a look at the panoramic photos below, I took these photos when we were on vacation and business trip in Prague.

in Lucan, Canada
----------------------------------------------------------- in Troy, Michigan
-----------------------------------------------------------inside SS Cyril & Methodius Catholic Church in Sterling Heights, MI
------------------------------------------------------------------------------inside Catholic Church in Prague, Czech Republic
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There are also some panoramic photos on previous blogs: Rain, Rain, Go Away, Please Come Back Another Day, One Of The Many Waterfalls In Bracebridge, The Real Muskoka Experience

“Senators ask FCC to look into iPhone-AT&T exclusivity” . . . No Joke!

Just when you think, okay what else can the government get a hold of now? Until I read this article, “Senators ask FCC to look into iPhone-AT&T exclusivity Posted by Richard Koman.

Hey, Senators . . . what is the big deal? If you want an iPhone that bad, just switch your carrier to AT&T. Or maybe is it because you are not getting enough kick-back from AT&T! Is this part of your socialism agenda?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of AT&T but I do like the iPhone so I switched couple of years ago from T-Mobile to AT&T, but please, don’t start whining to the government because AT&T this or Apple that!

The government is going where it does not belong! But it shouldn’t surprise us!

The Feast of Corpus Christi

Happy feast of the Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ to everyone!

Original Image Source: EWTN

Weekly Joke – Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified

Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing".

8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy".

7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.

6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.

5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"

4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?"

Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.

2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"

On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a lifeline.

Good Job Fr. Miguel!

We are back from our vacation/business trip! Sweet home Alabama . . . hot, humid and muggy . . . I almost forget what it’s like being in Alabama during this time.

If you have not been to the EWTN website lately, you should check it out now, Fr. Miguel (Michael’s brother) is on the front page of the website. My guess is they put this up for the Feast of the Corpus Christi celebrating the Blessed Sacrament of the Eucharist this Sunday. It’s a powerful feast day and powerful image! Good job Fr. Miguel!

Wednesday Series 4 - Why Men Don't Live As Long As Women

Who needs a truck!

Many Ways Of Touring In Prague

You can tour Prague in different ways . . .

By big or small boats

Or by a horse buggy

Or by one of these, and I have no idea what they call it!

Or by an old classical car, which is my favorite! Only for $63

But, I did it the original ways . . . by foot and it’s free!

Posted from Prague, Czech Republic