And I hope I don’t offend any blondes.
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Last year a blonde replaced all the windows in her house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, she got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and she still hadn't paid for them.
“Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid”. So, she told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told her last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! “Helllooooo? It's been a year!”, she told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so she finally just hung up. He never called back. The blonde thought, “I bet he felt like an idiot”.
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2 Comments:
Where did you find this one? I need a nice joke for a homily coming up....perhaps this one would get a laugh instead of my usual corny jokes!
Tom, Every now and then I actually read those "junk" emails that people send to you.
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