A Turtle Amongst The Chickens

My sister-in-law said it best, “you are on your way to being called, farmer-mike”. After the chickens, today I surprised the girls by bringing a land-turtle home. I found this little guy crossing the street because he thought the grass was greener on the other side. Although he was close to meeting his Creator, because I almost ran him over with my car!

What should we call him (or her)?