They Are Coming To Take Over The World

When I saw this in our backyard, I thought for sure I have to call Fox News for the big news of an Extraterrestrial alien in our backyard. I was thinking, they are probably here with the intention to fix the world hunger, the economy and to take our US President back to the planet he came from for some brain testing.

I hesitated to even come closer, because I didn’t want to ruin their plan, especially the last plan. But as I get closer and closer I realized it is only a mushroom. Darn it! That means we still have to deal with Obama for another 1262 days. Oh well, it’s nice to have a crazy wish during this crazy time.

This mushroom is quite big, it’s almost as big as a basketball.